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Now: Here’s the trailer for The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond, a movie that appears to have been sitting on a shelf for a couple of years, which is finally due for release at the end of December. Thirty seconds into the trailer, you’ll probably understand why it’s been sitting on a shelf. Despite the fact that it stars Bryce Dallas Howard and Ellen Burstyn (in addition to Chris Evans), and is based on a Tennessee Williams screenplay, it looks like one of the worst-acted, over-earnest, hamfisted films ever to grace the Silver Screen. It is laughable, folks — terrible accents, bad acting, horrendous voiceover trailer narration, bad score, and a preposterous plot line.
That said, it’s kind of fun to watch and just bathe in its suck, particularly the way in which the big swelling dramatic music highlights the fact that nothing is really happening at all. It’s kind of surreal: