film / tv / politics / social media / lists / web / celeb / pajiba love / misc / about / cbr
film / tv / politics / web / celeb

The Losers Team.jpg

The First Trailer for DC Comics' The Losers Gloriously Lacks Success

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | January 30, 2010 |

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | January 30, 2010 |


Earlier this month, the trailer for The A-Team set the bar for Black Eyed Peas level of Let’s-Get-Retarded action pics for 2010. The trailer for The Losers, which is essentially about a rag-tag group of A-Team rejects, can’t even muster up a parachuting tank. What’s the point? If you’re going to make a movie with a gratuitous amount of tar, then you’ve got to top a parachuting tank, buddy.

The Losers, which is loosely based on the arc of the first issue of the DC Comic, features a pretty decent cast, just not for this particular style of movie: Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Idris Elba (Stringer!), Zoe Saldana, and Jason Patric. In other words, everyone’s fourth choice. Chris Evans also stars, and this is how bad The Losers is — freakin’ Johnny Storm is the tech geek.

The great thing about the trailer, though, is that you don’t have to turn your brain off to watch it — 90 seconds in, and your brain will short out on its own. Good luck jump-starting it. (Ask a friend to lick your eyeball — works every time).

<a href="http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&from=sp&fg=MsnEntertainment_MoviesTrailersGP2_a&vid=1b9d070f-aff2-47f6-8a86-9b2b44ec4fc6" target="_new" title="'The Losers' Exclusive Look">Video: &#8216;The Losers&#8217; Exclusive Look</a>




Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.