This is not Jumanji. Jumanji was a board game, not a video game. They should call it something other than Jumanji.

That said, I didn’t hate the trailer. I wanted to, because it’s bad. But I couldn’t. I can’t hate on The Rock or Karen Gillan. Jack Black, I can hate on. But I laughed. It’s dumb. However, my kid will love it, and I’m a sucker for Guns n’ Roses. Shut up.

The game has changed, but the legend continues. Watch the new trailer for #Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle now! pic.twitter.com/Hvkma6qxbf

— Jumanji (@jumanjimovie) June 29, 2017

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