George Clooney is like painting your bedroom a soft blue. He’s just comfortable. He’s like an old shoe, only he’s really handsome and your wife would totally leave you for him in like half a second. No note. No phone call. No goodbye hugs for the kids. She would just leave your ass.

Clooney has softened a bit with age, and you can sense a really strong Dad-like quality about him, all of which fits in snugly with the tone of the trailer for The Descendants. It’s Alexendar Payne’s (Election, Sideways) first film in seven years. I don’t know what took the man so long, but if the trailer is any indication, it may be worth the wait.

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