Oh, how I want to love this. I mean, how could you not? Felicia Day, who is lovely and funny and a geek queen, starring in a movie about a family of werewolves? What’s not to love? And it’s showing on SyFy, who brought us “Battlestar Galactica” and “Eureka!” Plus, it’s written by Brook Durham, who wrote… um… Witchslayer and Merlin and the Book of Beasts. And… uh… it’s directed by Sheldon Wilson, who also did… Carny and… Screamers: The Hunting. And…
This is gonna be a wreck, isn’t it.
Yeah, that doesn’t look so good. Not terrible werewolf effects, I’ll give it that, but still… not exactly inspiring. Look, I love SyFy movies. I’m not being ironic — I genuinely enjoy them, and have seen — literally — almost all of them. Yes, they’re terrible, stupid, atrociously acted and feature hideous special effects. That’s what’s so glorious about them. They’re full of has-been and never-were actors, and that’s the problem. I don’t think any of us want Ms. Day to be either of those.
Oh, Felicia. You deserve better.