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Sucker PunchTrailer: Is She Really About to Kick that Minotaur Dude with the Flamethrower Thingie in the Face?

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | February 23, 2011 |

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | February 23, 2011 |

Oh, Zack Snyder, with all your slo-mo, quick cuts, and visual masturbation. Here’s an idea: Story. Look into it. Sucker Punch looks like stylistic mad-libs: See how much shit you can cram into one movie. Abusive step-father; crazy house; cleavage; a new planet; dragons; robots; minotaurs; gas-mask soldiers; sword-play; machine guns; jet-packs; axe-throwing; zombies; and fire. So much fire. What’s probably missing? Plot. But who needs plot when you’ve got Silversun Pickups? You know what, Snyder? Grow a pair and stop hiding behind green screen.

Here’s the latest trailer.

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