"Does My Vagina Make Me Look Fat?"
So, you thought Van Helsing was a bad movie, huh? Check out the trailer for Stan Helsing, which comes from “one of the guys who brought you Scary Movie,” (writer/director Bo Zenga was a producer) and stars perhaps two of the least talented actors in the history of actressin’: Good Burger’s Kenen Thompson and Steve Howey, who is kind of the homeless man’s Ryan Reynolds, in that he has a similar wry, sarcastic delivery, but it’s different in one respect: It sucks. (Also, not a good looking man).
So, yeah: It’s a spoof movie, where Stan Helsing is charged with killing the six biggest horror icons: Freddy, Jason, Michael Meyers, Pinhead, and Chucky. It looks powerfully unfunny. I’ll give it this, though. It looks slightly better than Scary Movie.