Oh, man! This is SO awesome. Fox has managed to combine two of the most overrated things on the entire planet into one huge omeyetearsofjoygod! bolus of overrated suck: Star Wars and “Family Guy.” Watch this: I’m gonna concentrate really, really hard — like, forehead wrinkles and sphincter coiling hard — and I’m going to do my best to give a shit.
Damn. Nope. Can’t do it.
Here’s the trailer for Something Something Something Dark Side (which you can download on iTunes). It will retell the story of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back as “Blue Harvest” did with Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, recasting characters from Family Guy into roles from the film. My favorite parts are the 4th grade humor, the ethnic stereotypes, and the part where the husband punches the wife in the face! Awesome! Thanks, Seth MacFarlane. I hope someone seals your asshole shut and you drown in your own feces!