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Stop Doing That Thing With Your Voice, Joseph Gordon-Levitt!

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | April 27, 2016 |

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | April 27, 2016 |

Here’s the trailer for Snowden, which stars Nic Cage and Shailene Woodley. Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays Edward Snowden. I must warn you, however, that JGL’s voice is going to kill all of his sexual appeal. Every ounce. Gone. Vanished. Disappeared, maybe forever.

Why are you doing that with your voice, JGL? Don’t do that! No. Stop it. Stop it right now! That voice is going to haunt me. It’s the voice equivalent of Eddie Redmayne’s face.

I mean, Edward Snowden’s voice sounds a little like that, but it sounds appropriate coming out of his face. It does not sound right coming out of JGL’s face. It sounds like, well … Mike Ryan nailed it here.

I can’t wait to watch Snowden … on mute.

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