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Silk Spectre II, Alice Cullen, and Professor Snape Walk Into A Bar...: CBGB Trailer

By Jodi Smith | Trailers | August 8, 2013 |

By Jodi Smith | Trailers | August 8, 2013 |


You guys. YOU GUYS. The trailer for CBGB is here and I can’t believe it’s being released into real theaters that show movies that don’t look like re-enactments on a budget. Do you know what that means? I am looking forward to this possible turd so much!

Alan Rickman plays Hilly Kristal, the owner of the iconic club that would become a breeding ground for 70s punk and rock music. Ashley Greene plays Lisa Kristal, Hilly’s daughter. We get to see the lip-synching abilities of Malin Akerman as Debbie Harry, Joel David Moore as Joey Ramone, Kyle Gallner as Lou Reed, and more people you don’t know playing well-known punk and rock royalty,

It’s so terribad, isn’t it? This will either be surprisingly good or, more likely, a masterpiece of epic proportions, joined only in infamy by Showgirls and Glitter.



Jodi Smith is the Associate Trade News Editor at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.



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