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Silk Spectre II, Alice Cullen, and Professor Snape Walk Into A Bar...: CBGB Trailer

By Jodi Smith | Trailers | August 8, 2013 |

By Jodi Smith | Trailers | August 8, 2013 |


You guys. YOU GUYS. The trailer for CBGB is here and I can’t believe it’s being released into real theaters that show movies that don’t look like re-enactments on a budget. Do you know what that means? I am looking forward to this possible turd so much!

Alan Rickman plays Hilly Kristal, the owner of the iconic club that would become a breeding ground for 70s punk and rock music. Ashley Greene plays Lisa Kristal, Hilly’s daughter. We get to see the lip-synching abilities of Malin Akerman as Debbie Harry, Joel David Moore as Joey Ramone, Kyle Gallner as Lou Reed, and more people you don’t know playing well-known punk and rock royalty,

It’s so terribad, isn’t it? This will either be surprisingly good or, more likely, a masterpiece of epic proportions, joined only in infamy by Showgirls and Glitter.




Jodi Smith is a Senior Reporter, Film & Television at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.