You guys. YOU GUYS. The trailer for CBGB is here and I can’t believe it’s being released into real theaters that show movies that don’t look like re-enactments on a budget. Do you know what that means? I am looking forward to this possible turd so much!
Alan Rickman plays Hilly Kristal, the owner of the iconic club that would become a breeding ground for 70s punk and rock music. Ashley Greene plays Lisa Kristal, Hilly’s daughter. We get to see the lip-synching abilities of Malin Akerman as Debbie Harry, Joel David Moore as Joey Ramone, Kyle Gallner as Lou Reed, and more people you don’t know playing well-known punk and rock royalty,
It’s so terribad, isn’t it? This will either be surprisingly good or, more likely, a masterpiece of epic proportions, joined only in infamy by Showgirls and Glitter.