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Holy Slithering Naked Woman: A Showgirls 2?

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | February 23, 2010 |

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | February 23, 2010 |

Movieline dug this up, along with a series of the best still images from the Showgirls 2 trailer, so when you start tossing around profanities, please direct them accordingly.

The story here is that apparently some European production company scraped together $25 million to make a sequel to Showgirls. I have no earthly idea what they did with that $25 million, because what’s presented in this trailer looks like it probably ran them around $14 and some change.

It is horrid. And though the original Showgirls was terrible as well, there’s nothing particularly amusing about this, except in how little sense it makes. You’d think that most heterosexual males wouldn’t turn away from a trailer that begins with a naked woman slithering toward her death (by free weight), or that features a girl-on-girl scene sometime later in the trailer, but if you can actually make it to the end of this trailer, you’re a stronger person than I.

In fact, at some point, I turned off the sound on my computer, and yet the trailer continued to blare on. That’s the power of the Showgirls 2 trailer.

Watch It By Clicking Here. Note, it’s got naughty things in it that you oughtn’t be watching in your cubicles. And it’s full screen.

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