Oh Lord, does this look fucking dumb. But not, say, Rob Schneider dumb. This looks Pirhanna 3D dumb. Snakes On A Plane dumb. You know, the good kind of dumb. Like what would happen if the guys over at SyFy or The Asylum had more brains, a wicked sense of humor, and a budget.
Have no illusions: the trailer for Shark Night 3D does not look like a great movie. But it may well be a pretty fuckin’ fun movie. It’s got pretty girls, handsome guys, lovely scenery, and some serious, nasty, balls-out shark-related chaos.
I’m so down with that, it’s not even funny.