Dear God, mother of Lord. I’d kind of hoped that someone on the Sex and the City cast might die of old age (or get run over by a bus) before they managed to make the new movie. No such luck. It’s here. And parts of it take place in the desert. With camels. Jesus on a Cracker Suck My Toe it looks awful. Not that this teaser trailer reveals much, but it reveals enough for us to know how very awful it will likely be.
Also, “Carrie On”? Really?
I would rather give head to a monkey. Will someone please Steel Magnolias this franchise into the ground already? The fuck is there left to do with these characters, anyway, besides kill them and turn their skin into coats. Sex and the City 3: PETA’s Revenge!