The new teaser trailer for Phillip Noyce’s Salt looks downright ass-kicking, although it’ll take you 90 seconds to get there. Initially, Salt looks similar to another generic espionage thriller, the likes of which Clive Owen has made a career out of lately. But then … then … then, gloriousness happens. Jolie throws off the prim-and-proper mask, and kicks out the motherfucking jams.
You feelin’ me? Yeah, you are. This is why Angelina Jolie is the best female action star in the world, y’all. For all I know, she may be a nutcase in real life, but goddamn, she can kick some ass.