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A Faithless Preacher? Or A Mean Motherf**kin' Servant Of God?

By TK Burton | Trailers | September 13, 2010 |

By TK Burton | Trailers | September 13, 2010 |

Here’s the new, somewhat more exciting trailer for Priest, which features Paul Bettany kicking ass for the Lord, fighting monsters, and using weird weaponry. It’s directed by Scott Charles Stewart, whose last film was Legion, which featured Paul Bettany kicking ass… for the Lord… uh… fighting monsters and…


… Well. This is awkward, isn’t it?

Sure, sure, he’s not an angel this time. And he’s fighting vampires instead of… whatever the fuck he fought in Legion. It’s totally a different movie.

OK, it actually does look kind of cool, as far as those blighted-wasteland-of-the-future flicks go. Plus, it’s got Karl Urban. And Maggie Q, who I find myself liking for no good reason other than her 15 minutes in MI:3.

Then again, I thought Legion looked like the fucking balls as well, and look how that turned out.

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