“Frank, funny, and full of charm, Port City will make you laugh, it will make you think, and when it’s over, it will leave you wanting more.”
- StayFamous.Net

Exactly!

I (Heart) You Jodie Sweetin, you lovable fucking meth addict! Gimme some of that! Let’s go to town on some of that crystal. Take our clothes off. Vacuum the floor! Woo-heee! Let’s troll for belly-button lint. And then eat it! Come on, gal! Let’s make some memories together.

Texas4Evah!

… oh little Stephanie Tanner. If we’d only known it would come to this.

(H/T Courtney)

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