As many of you know, I consider myself to be something of a SyFy connoiseur. It’s kind of a big deal. And the only thing I love more than a giant creature movie is a giant hybrid creature movie, which is SyFy’s bread and butter these days. Mmm… delicious.
Which brings us to Piranhaconda. Rolls off the tongue quite nicely, doesn’t it? It’s got all the basic ingredients of a SyFy classic.
Giant monster that’s a combination of two other monster movies? Check.
Horrific, Commodore 64-era special effects? Check.
Washed up actor who looks like he’s been washing his face with sandpaper and pizza dough? Check.
A series of increasingly awful one liners? Check.
Chicks in bikinis? Check and fuckin’ mate.
You’re so welcome, children. So welcome.
(via The Daily What)