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You Don't Know The Real Paris

By Stacey Nosek | Trailers | May 18, 2009 |

By Stacey Nosek | Trailers | May 18, 2009 |

You know who we really just don’t hear enough about in the media right now? Paris Hilton. So thank God somebody finally stepped up to the plate to make a documentary exploring her fascinating and underexposed life. Here’s trailer for the film Paris, Not France, which was directed by Tom Petty’s daughter Adria Petty. Supposedly the film is to delve into the deeper side of Paris Hilton — no pun intended. You know, the “real” Paris. The one behind the cameras and glitz. The one who acts like her sex tape wasn’t a strategic and deliberate leak and who bemoans it like it didn’t launch her entire vapid, pointless career. But this here, was hands down my favorite line from the trailer:

“People see me as, like, this Barbie with a perfect life … Fantasy … Whatever.”

Why, heavens. I don’t know what could have possibly given anyone that impression. Certainly not the fucking diamond-encrusted pink monstrosity she drives around in. But she’s right. She really is nothing like Barbie. Sometimes Barbie had jobs, like doctor or veterinarian or McDonald’s employee. She might get paid for it, but no matter how you toss it, showing up to places acting like a whore still doesn’t count.

Cross-posted at Webster’s Is My Bitch.

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