Everybody’s describing Disney’s Prom — due out next April — as High School Musical without the music and dancing, and that sounds about right. It’s a Prom movie, and best I can tell, all it has going for it is Aimee Teegarden (“Friday Night Lights”), a 21-year-old playing a high school senior in one movie, and a college freshman on “FNL.”

Here’s the trailer. It’d probably be better with a boogeyman.

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