I’ll admit it. I love cheesy, schlocky horror movies. I like them goofy, bloody, and ridiculous. The reason I didn’t like Resident Evil: Afterlife (aside from the shitty acting, writing, and directing) is that it too itself so, so seriously. Which, given what it is, is ridiculous.
Night Of The Demons was a 1988 cult gore classic, that starred one of the all-time greatest scream queens, Linnea Quigley. It’s absolutely idiotic, and an absolute fucking barrel of fun. It’s now being remade, and after seeing the trailer, I’m down with it. It’s perfect, gory, stupid fun. I love it. I’m not embarrassed. The cast is a bizarre one — Monica Keena, Edward Furlong, Shannon Elizabeth (not to mention current D-level scream queen Tiffany Shepis). It’s an astonishing list of failed careers, but let’s not hold that against them. Anyway, take a look at the trailer. It’s extremely NSFW, for language, nudity, gore, you name it. It’s pretty wonderful.
It looks pretty dumb, doesn’t it? And yet, I am inexplicably giggling with glee. Sadly, it’s going straight to DVD, but I plan on drinking scotches and watching the shit out of it. Don’t you judge me, you fucks.