Last week’s introduction to Jurassic World wasn’t so much a teaser at it was scene from Jurassic Park repurposed to gain the Internet’s attention. Whatever, it worked. The trailer released the morning is still a tease, but at least the stripper’s on the pole this time.

It appears as though someone created a fully functioning dinosaur theme park on Isla Nublar. We have a tram entering through King Kong gates. Children in Oblivion-style bubble pods walking alongside dinosaurs. Ron Howard’s daughter turning ominously away from a bank of monitors. Chris Pratt in a vest.

Seriously, LOOK AT STAR LORD’S VEST! The thing has pockets for Leatherman tools and Kool softpacks. Shit is probably made from the skin of a Triceratops that Pratt killed on a dare.

Updated Pajiba Vest Rankings® are as follows:

1. Jurassic Pratt
2. Aladdin
3. Walter Sobcheck
4. Dog the Bounty Hunter
5. Shrek

The full trailer premieres during Thursday night’s NFC West showdown between the Niners and Seahawks. I’m a little surprised Universal chose to drop this during the Thanksgiving game considering Niners QB Colin Kaepernick couldn’t spell “dino” if an assistant handed him a piece of paper with the word “dino” written on it, and Seattle head coach Pete Carroll isn’t entirely sure dinosaurs ever existed.

Jurassic World stars Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Judy Greer, Jake Johnson, and velociraptors.

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