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Move Over, 'Citizen Kane.' 'Zombeavers' is the Most Important Cinematic Experience of All Time

By Vivian Kane | Trailers | February 7, 2014 |

By Vivian Kane | Trailers | February 7, 2014 |

Stop whatever you’re doing and watch the trailer for Zombeavers, the greatest movie ever made.

This movie has everything: horror movie tropes, vaginal euphemisms, PUPPETS, and what looks to be the worst game of Whac-A-Mole ever.

And because I know this is a crowd that just can’t resist a good (or bad, or mediocre) pun, check out the tagline on this poster.


They had me at puppets.


Vivian Kane wants to remind you that when you’re swimming in a lake in a horror film and someone says “Hey, what is that?” The correct answer is not “Let’s go check it out.”

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