Stop whatever you’re doing and watch the trailer for Zombeavers, the greatest movie ever made.
This movie has everything: horror movie tropes, vaginal euphemisms, PUPPETS, and what looks to be the worst game of Whac-A-Mole ever.
And because I know this is a crowd that just can’t resist a good (or bad, or mediocre) pun, check out the tagline on this poster.
They had me at puppets.
Vivian Kane wants to remind you that when you’re swimming in a lake in a horror film and someone says “Hey, what is that?” The correct answer is not “Let’s go check it out.”