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Giant Shark + Giant Octopus = Hell F**king Yes!

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | May 13, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | May 13, 2009 |

I have got one helluva treat for you guys this morning (H/T Branded). TK called dibs on the review of this a couple of weeks ago, but he can’t post the trailer because the poor bastard can’t watch the it while he’s at his day job. He is fucking missing out. I mean: It’s a GIANT Shark battling a GIANT Octopus! How GIANT, you ask? The octopus can knock airplanes out of the sky with its tentacles, and the shark can destroy the Golden Gate Bridge with its jaws. That GIANT. And they fight each other in a battle of GIANT proportions.

And who, you ask, is tasked from saving the Earth from these GIANT prehistoric creatures? I’m glad you asked. Lorenzo Lamos and Deborah (Don’t Call Me Debbie) Gibson. It’s the “Thrilla in Manilla”!

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