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The Greatest Thing In The History Of The Universe

By TK Burton | Trailers | December 6, 2010 |

By TK Burton | Trailers | December 6, 2010 |

I’d be lying if I told you that, upon seeing the headline for this trailer, I didn’t giggle and clap my hands like a small child in a room full of puppies and candy.

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus

Oh, fuck yes. The Mega Shark survived! SUCK IT, GIANT OCTOPUS! You just couldn’t handle Mega Shark. But perhaps Crocosaurus can take him. And who shall fight for humanity in this newest epic entry in to the giant mega animal versus another big-ass animal? Who stands between us and giant, shitty-CGI-jawed destruction.

Fucking Urkel, that’s who.

Watch, and kneel before it’s glory.

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And if that’s not enough:


I feel that this post made up for both the Beiberpalin and all of the Human Centipede posts combined. It’s that awesome.

December 21st. Whoever wins, we lose (never mind that they totally stole that from Aliens Vs. Predator).

You’re fucking welcome.

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