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The Second 'Avengers: Infinity War' Trailer Will Make You Soil Yourself

By Petr Knava | Trailers | March 16, 2018 |

By Petr Knava | Trailers | March 16, 2018 |


Thanos, the Big Purple Bringer of Death finally comes to Earth in Marvel’s second trailer for their upcoming megablockbuster, Avengers: Infinity War.

And, look, this is one of those times where I could write some stuff here about the expectation for this tentpole following the mammoth (critical and box office) success of Marvel’s Black Panther, or about how this sneak peek into the movie is even more exciting than the first trailer, but frankly I get the feeling that you’re not even reading this, so…


Which bit made you soil yourself?

Was it Black Panther suiting up and gearing for war?

The look between Black Panther and Cap, loaded as it was with solidarity and the heavy weight of duty?

Or was it Cap, ‘the boring Avenger’, grabbing the fuck hold of Thanos and keeping the mighty one’s Andre the Giant-sized-and-infinity stone-laden hand at bay?!


I mean. Come the fuck on. Dude looks like he’s gonna make Thanos cry.




Petr Knava lives in London and plays music

Petr is a staff contributor. You can follow him on Twitter.

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