We haven’t done a trailer suck off in a while, and I suspect today is one of those days where the majority of you, in the United States at least, will be bored enough to actually sit through a couple of heinous goddamn trailers. And trust me: A mouth-to-anus human centipede may not feel like such a bad fate after witnessing these two trailers, the first for Leslie, My Name is Evil and the second for White on Rice.
Who the hell makes these movies? And who watches them?
(Note: The rest of the day on Pajiba won’t be this pathetic. Once we get through the morning trade news, we do have several reviews lined up for you starting in the next hour.)
Leslie, My Name is Evil
White on Rice