Hello, shitheads. Here’s some news and clips. Try not to hurt yourselves.
First, we have a new trailer for Fright Night, which finally shows some David Tennant as a sort of Criss Angel meets Fearless Vampire Killer. He actually looks pretty great.
Next, a quick bit from Transformers: Dark Of The Moon. Frankly, it’s a step back from the prior trailers, which emphasized the massive scope and seemingly darker tone. This one emphasizes one-liners and jive-talking robots with dogs. Translation: all the worst parts of the franchise. Watch it anyway, it’s not like you’re actually working:
Speaking of massive scale, here’s a new clip from Green Lantern, which emphasizes the geekiest aspects of the film — the outer space parts that take place on Oa, the planet of the Green Lantern Corps. Yet there’s a kind of gleeful wonderment too it that I like, even if I’d prefer a little less smirk from Reynolds.
Bringing things back to Earth, here’s the trailer for Rise of the Planet of the Apes, the most cumbersomely titled movie of the year (seriously, is anyone going to care if I just shorten it to Rise Of The Apes?). It’s essentially a recut version of the trailer we showed last week, only with a bit more
Malfoy Tom Felton.
This next one, I will present without comment, because I’d like your response to be unfiltered. I promise it’s nothing gross or mean:
Yeah. Not so sure about that, but it can’t be any worse than the live action TV show. No, really. It literally can’t be any worse.