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Jim Carrey, Penguins And Nut Shots: New Mr. Popper's Penguins Trailer Will Make You Curse Your Gods

By TK Burton | Trailers | May 25, 2011 |

By TK Burton | Trailers | May 25, 2011 |

First, watch:

Here are my thoughts as I watched endured the trailer:

  • I suppose we could do worse when it comes to children’s films. At least this is based on a somewhat beloved children’s book.

  • Wait, no. Nut shot. No good can come of this.

  • Is it me, or is this just Liar, Liar with penguins?

  • I’m going to form a band called Nut Shots, and everyone who shows up to our shows will be summarily executed.

  • Oh, Carla Gugino. Why, you intoxicating temptress, must you do this?

  • Clark Gregg, that’s gonna get your ass kicked out of S.H.I.E.L.D.

  • We closed with Vanilla Ice? Everyone just die.

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