Yes, I realize that this is goddamn ridiculous. But as someone smart said, I don’t make the news, I just report it. And in doing so, I’d like to point out that this is ri-goddamn-diculous. Here you have the second trailer trailer for Prometheus, the new Ridley Scott not-an-Alien-prequel film due out next year. And that wasn’t a type-o: this isn’t a trailer. It’s a teaser for the trailer, which will drop tomorrow. But I won’t be able to write up the trailer tomorrow, because I’ll probably be drunk.
So here’s the goddamn trailer teaser… trailer… thing.