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It's Not A Rumor: 'Kindergarten Cop 2' Is An Actual Movie

By Kristy Puchko | Trailers | February 18, 2016 |

By Kristy Puchko | Trailers | February 18, 2016 |

25 years ago, Arnold Schwarzenegger warmed our hearts and tickled our funny bones as an undercover cop forced to wrangle the finger paint-spattered, ferret-loving, “vagina”-shouting ankle-biters of Kindergarten Cop. And you know the old Hollywood adage: one good turn deserves a sequel without the original stars!

Don Michael Paul, the director of Who’s Your Caddy?, Lake Placid: The Final Chapter and Jarhead 2: Field of Fire, brings us Kindergarten Cop 2, starring Dolph Lundgren and former MTV VJ Bill Bellamy. Here’s the trailer for this real movie that is totally not a hoax.

It’s a comedy, though you might not know that from the total lack of jokes in the trailer. And hey look! A synopsis:

Assigned to recover sensitive stolen data, a gruff FBI agent (Dolph Lundgren) goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher, but the school’s liberal, politically correct environment is more than he bargained for.

Kindergarten 2 finds its way to DVD and Digital HD on May 17th.

Kristy Puchko lives in perpetual fear that ice cream will become self-aware New York City.

Kristy Puchko is the managing editor of Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter.