‘It’s the Fourth of July. Let’s show ‘em some fireworks!’
That’s right, Roland Emmerich got upset that we didn’t like his Stonewall movie. Now the cityscapes of the Western world must pay!
Damn, there’s a lot going on there!
There’s Dr Brackish Okun!
Well, sort of.
And there’s new stuff!
There’s new Smithson!
There’s Derpy Hemsworth!
There’s Maika Monroe!
There’s a nice new landmark to blow up!
Real nice new landmark. Would be an awful shame…if…something…were…to happen to it…
ARGH OH MY G-… Ah, wait, no worries. That’s just London.
Independence Day: Resurgence is out June 24th, and it is brought to you by five writers.