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In the 'Cars 3' Teaser, Lightning McQueen Is Maimed Horrifically in a Fiery Crash

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | November 21, 2016 |

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | November 21, 2016 |


Check out the new teaser trailer for the sequel to the sequel that no one ever asked for, Cars 3, which sees Lightning McQueen suffer from what I assume is a fatal car crash during a racing event. There’s car parts everywhere: Lightning’s hood flies off, the motor breaks into a million pieces, oil gushes out of every orifice, and the front end is separated from the rest of the car as McQueen gurgles out his dying words, “No. More. Shitty. Sequels.”


I might have exaggerated. Let’s call it wish fulfillment. I saw Planes, people. McQueen deserves to die for inspiring that spin-off.



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