Let’s go through the checklist of what you would expect to see in a broad romcom starring Adam Sandler. And I don’t mean Wedding Singer or even 50 First Dates Adam Sandler. I’m talking Jack and Jill, Grown-Ups 2 Sandler. So I think it’s safe to assume that in that kind of movie, one might expect to find any of the following:

-A scene set in a Hooters.

-Jiggling boobs.

-Sandler riding an ostrich.

-Big game animals.

-Kevin Nealon.

-A gag with a fire extinguisher.

-The same She’s All That-style post-makeover slow-motion reveal, twice.

Check all around.

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