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If You Don't "Get" the Trailer for Roland Emmerich's Anonymous, It's Only Because You'll NEVER Understand His Genius

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | April 7, 2011 |

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | April 7, 2011 |


Roland Emmerich’s (Godzilla, The Day After Tomorrow, Independence Day) new movie Anonymous works from the premise that William Shakespeare never wrote a single word. And then there’s EXPLOSIONS. And the RADIOHEAD (naturally). And lots of WHOOSHING.

OH MY GOD IT’S SO PROFOUND. THANK YOU ROLAND EMMERICH. AND THANK YOU ALL CAPS FOR ALLOWING ME TO EXPRESS THE KIND OF ENTHUSIASM ONLY A ROLAND EMMERICH MOVIE COULD PROVOKE.

But where are the aliens? Oh My God! They’re hidden in the eunuch’s testicle jar, aren’t they?




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