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I Knew The Little F*ckers Couldn't Be Trusted: Gnomes Attack! Trailer

By TK Burton | Trailers | November 23, 2011 |

By TK Burton | Trailers | November 23, 2011 |

Folks, it’s the day before Thanksgiving. There ain’t shit going on, you’re watching the clock, counting down the hours before you can get the fuck out of the office and go home to get drunk, then get up, cook like your ass is on fire, then eat yourself into a disgusting, turkey-and-booze-stuffed torpor.

There’s no shame in any of this.

My point, however, is that you’re not feeling too serious today, which is likely why studios aren’t exactly brimming with exciting news. So I figured why bother trying to wow you.

So instead, I give you the trailer for Gnomes Attack!, an Australian film about, well, killer gnomes. The trailer is set up as a recording from a police car camera, and I have to admit — it’s rather delightful.

So Happy Thanksgiving, you ugly mutts. Enjoy some motherfucking killer gnomes.

(via Bloody Disgusting)

TK Burton is an Editorial Consultant. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.

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