If there’s one thing I’ve learned in this world, it’s that your rescue helicopter will always be grabbed out of mid-air by giant alien (Godtopus?) tentacles seconds before it reaches you. This is especially true when the rescuee is Eric Balfour (star of the SyFy original movie Dinoshark). The new trailer for alien invasion flick Skyline features more than just action movie cliches, however. It also offers up Donald Faison on a platter. To the aliens. Nom nom nom.
And, because I’m new here, and because I know how to properly pander to the Pajiba audience, here’s the Pajibically ubiquitous Turk Dance, now with a French twist.