World's Dullest Dragon Movie
Hey Folks! I know, you’re not happy to be at work this week, but that’s what you get for using up all your vacation days to stay home and, apparently, watch The Rundown. Was it worth it?
Of course it was! Because while you might be at work this week, sucking in the recirculated cubicle air, nobody else is, which means you’re not doing shit. I know how it works — that week between Christmas and New Year’s was one of my favorite weeks of the year to work, because it’s like a day off, only you’re getting paid to surf the web all day.
Too bad we don’t have anything better to offer you this hour than a trailer for How to Train Your Dragon, which is the sort of trailer that comes on in theaters that prompts pre-movie bathroom breaks. It’s just another generic computer animated movie that no one — even most of the kids — has no interest in.
You better work on that marketing, DreamWorks. Needs more fire. And swordplay. And horrific deaths.