What's Worse than a Video Game Movie? A Dragon Movie.
Below is the teaser trailer for How to Train Your Dragon, which is a movie I don’t know much about. It’s not due out until 2010, though, so I have plenty of time to learn. Unfortunately, I don’t really have much interest: As soon as I heard “From the creators of Shrek and Madagascar,” my eyes sort of glazed over.
Also, dragon movies blow goats. Without exception. The only dragon that’s ever been worth a damn is Puff. And only because was magic. And by magic, I mean: He gives you the munchies.