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How to Stop a Pajiban From Watching an Eva Green Movie

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | September 18, 2017 |

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | September 18, 2017 |

Did you know that Eva Green was a twin? Because she is. She’s also a two-time member of the Pajiba 10 (last appearance: 2016), and even when she doesn’t appear, she’s always on the cusp. She is beloved ‘round these parts, and for good reason. She has phenomenal actressin’ talents. She’s beautiful, yet terrifying, and capable of transcending even terrible movies. I mean, I know everyone is all about fucking Pennywise these days, but it wasn’t so long ago when folks had similar sexual feelings for a demonically possessed Eva Green.

I mean, we’ll watch anything with Eva Green, right? Who cares if it’s all in French (subtitles will come along, I’m sure). And a disturbing psychological thriller? That’s basically synonymous with Eva Green, right? What could possibly prevent us from watching an Eva Green movie in which the intensity of her friendship with another female character (Emmanuelle Seigner) “manifests itself in increasingly disturbing ways”? What, man? What could possibly stop us from immediately putting that movie into our eyeballs?

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Oh. Well, damn.

Anyway, here’s the trailer Based on a True Story, a movie starring Eva Green that you’ll probably never watch now.


via The Film Stage

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