You Wanna F**k? Take Me to F**ktown!
A couple of not-really porn related items to report this morning. First off, Christina Ricci has signed on to Born to be a Star, a “porn-tinged” comedy (as THR) reports, written by Adam (fucking) Sandler and Jack Giarraputo. The movie is about a nerdy Iowan who discovers that his parents were porn stars back in the 1970s, so he decides to move to Hollywood and join the profession. Ricci will play the nerdy kid’s innocent girlfriend. And although a lot of the Happy Madison regulars are part of the production (Allen Covert and Barry Bernandi are producing, and Tom Brady (The Hot Chicks, Animal) is directing, it’s not actually a Happy Madison production. It’ll be released by Sony, but don’t get your hopes up — it’s sure to suck as much as the rest of the Happy Madison productions.
In related news, here’s the teaser trailer for How to Make Love to a Woman, which features Jenna Jameson and Krysten Ritter. It looks pretty goddamn moronic: