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How Is It Possible for 4 Minutes of Gratuitous Sex to Be This Excruciatingly Tedious?

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | June 8, 2010 |

By Dustin Rowles | Trailers | June 8, 2010 |

The second trailer (very NSFW, but that’s OK since most of you read the site from home, apparently) for the Showgirls sequel, Showgirls Exposed is out, a sequel that has little or nothing to do with the original besides the fact that there are naked women in it. I’d like to be able to tell you more about the trailer — there are a couple of strippers hanging out with a dog, some dude gets his brains blown out, and lots of lesbian sex — but it’s so excruciatingly dull that it’s impossible to sit through. Also, the music in the trailer is enough to drive you to ear-puncturing. It’s a mystery to me how a $20 million movie with so much explicit sex and violence can be this wearisome, but if any of you can make it even through the title cards at the beginning of the trailer, then I’ll impressed with your patience.

In fact, I challenge someone to sit through all four minutes and write up a synopsis below. If a synopsis is even possible.

(Source: Twitch)

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