Remember when that movie based on a piece of scary plastic was announced, and we all though that maybe we were just having simultaneous strokes, because that would be a more appealing idea that the thought of sitting through two hours of Ouija, the movie with built-in letter-by-letter subtitles?

Well, a second trailer has been released, in which they took the first trailer’s basic plot of plastic-on-cardboard + ghosts, and somehow cut in in half.

Also, it’s been given a release date of October 24th, instead of the following Friday, October 31st, WHICH IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE DAY OF THE YEAR TO SEE A HORROR MOVIE THIS SHITTY. God, Ouija, you can’t even get your release date right.

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