Good morning, ladies and gents. Here’s the trailer for the Nutcracker movie IN 3D. To better appreciate the ballet moves? Because the music sounds better in 3D? Well, of course not, silly. This is Hollywood. This Nutcracker movie has EXPLOSIONS. It also stars one of the Fanning progeny. The one that’s still cute, and not the one that’s posing for cleavage shots.
The fun part about the trailer, however, is spotting John Turturro. Man, he is totally unrecognizable in this, and many of you may not even be able to spot him until near the end of the trailer, when they tell you which one Turturro is. Dude’s been Nut-cracked. IN 3D.