Things I would rather do instead of watching Hell Baby:
Wiggle my ass around in $240 worth of puddin’.
Go on a lunch date with The Inbred Brothers.
Go to the zoo and watch the monkeys do it.
Eat a giant bowl of Lil’ Brown Dog Food.
Bet against the orphanage at the Porcupine Racetrack.
Sing a song about bacon.
Watch the United States Men’s Bikini Thong Rollerblading Team perform “The Glass Menagerie”.
Dip my balls in it.
Of course, you can do what you want.