It’s totally true, ladies. The pronounced swagger is the surest sign that a man has a shrively dively. John Wayne? Microscopic! The reason why his voice was so low was because he had to take testosterone injections because his weensy testes couldn’t produce enough male hormone. 100 percent fact. Dwayne Johnson? It’s like finding a needle in a pube stack. Mark Wahlberg? He actually has an innie.
The teaser trailer for Hangover 2 again emphasizes Bradley Cooper’s pronounced swagger, and he, Ed Helms, and Zach Galifianakis take a drunken Sorkin down a street in Thailand. Otherwise, it’s like one of those novels you pick up, read all the flattering blurbs on the back cover, and only realize after you’ve purchased it that all the blurbs were referring to the author’s last book.
That pretty much sums up the Hangover 2 teaser.