This Ain't No Amish Paradise
Hey Folks, Harry here.
Shit, wrong persona.
(Shaves. Sucks in gut. Remembers not to kiss massive amounts of studio ass).
Dustin here. Below we have the trailer for Rob Zombie’s sequel to the remake of Halloween. It’s called H2, an odd title considering there’s already an H20 in the series. No matter. This one, however, “completes” Rob Zombie’s “extreme vision of a terrifying legend.” And by “completes,” I’m sure he means: “Makes the first of what will probably be a series of sequels.” I’ll give the trailer this, though: It’s much less frenetic, less Greengrassian, than the first movie, which is to say: There isn’t a shaky-camera to distract you from the shitstorm brewing onscreen.
This one stars Rob Zombie’s wife, Sherri Moon Zombie, Margot Kidder, Malcom McDowell, and — I shit you not — Weird Al Yankovic. Check it out: