I mean, sure, why wouldn’t you make a movie about garden gnomes coming to life when people are away, based loosely on Romeo And Juliet.
Man, I am out of my fucking element on this one, kids.
OK, so here’s the trailer for the brutally titled Gnomeo And Juliet. It’s directed by Kelly Asbury, who previously helmed Shrek 2: The Defilement and Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. It looks… kind of stupid. Also? Again with the fucking 3D. However, I’m at a loss, because the cast is some kind of goddamn wet dream. Witness:
OK, so having The Statham in a movie where you can’t see him elbowing people’s teeth into another zip code or taking his shirt off is a bit of a waste. And Cybernetic Osbourne Model 745d-A34 isn’t much to get excited about. But still — that’s a motherfucker of a cast.
Here’s the trailer:
OK, the bit with the fish made me giggle.