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Frozen Ground Trailer: Prepare For A Cast That Will Absolutely Wreck Your Sh*t

By TK Burton | Trailers | August 28, 2012 |

By TK Burton | Trailers | August 28, 2012 |


Frozen Ground, aka Nic Cage Project #29844, is due out later this year, and I’d be shocked if it isn’t straight-up VOD. The premise is based on actual events, meaning that it likely vaguely resembles something that sorta happened. Here’s the synopsis:

n Alaska State Trooper partners with a young woman who escaped the clutches of serial killer Robert Hansen to bring the murderer to justice. Based on actual events.

Yeah, whatever. Here’s where it gets fun. It stars — wait for it….

Nicolas Cage
John Cusack
Radha Mitchell
Vanessa Hudgens (as a stripper, no less)
50 Cent
Jodi Lyn O’Keefe
Kevin Dunn

I mean… there’s random and then there’s just fucking weird.

Cage! Cusack! See them both together on screen! They’ve given up on life!

Trailer!

Oof.

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