Okay. Okay, I think I get it.
Kong: Skull Island is a goofy B-movie.
I’m sorry if this has been obvious to everyone already, but frankly I think some of the marketing thus far had been a little bit tonally confused.
But now that we have a steely-eyed, rugged-looking Hiddleston?
And a gormless ‘Is that a monkey?’ utterance in response to a skyscraper-sized ape?
And Hermit C. Reilly talking about ‘skullcrawlers’ cos it sounds neat and that’s a name he made up tryna scare ya?
Okay. I get it.
Goofy B-movie. Alright cool let’s roll with that.
Kong stomps into cinemas on March 10.