Here’s the teaser trailer for Kevin Tanchoroen’s remake of Fame. Funny thing: I don’t feel very teased. In fact, I find it striking that, though Kelsey Grammar, Bebe Neuwirth, Megan Mullally, Debbie Allen, and Charles Dutton headline this turd, they’re nowhere to be found in the teaser.

You remember last year when we announced they were remaking Fame? And remember how we all expected that it would blow turkey wabbles? Well, before you watch the teaser, set your expectations even lower. No. Lower. Seriously: Lower. Oh screw it, you’re still going to be disappointed:

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